Şaxta Baba və Sisadmin

Sunday, 1 February, 2009 08:05

İnternetdə Şaxta Baba və Sisadmin arasında olan fərq ilə rastlaşdım, onu doğma dilimizə tərcümə edib sizlərə də çatdırıram. Oxuyun, bir az könlünüz açılsın 🙂

1. Şaxta Baba saqqallıdır, piylənmişdir və gülməli geyinir.
2. Şaxta Baba-dan nə isə xahiş edəndə, onu əldə etmək şansı 0-a bərabərdir.
3. Şaxta Baba məktublara nadir hallarda cavab yazır.
4. Şaxta Baba-dan onda olanların hardan əldə etdiyini soruşanda, o cavab verir: “Bu bir möcüzədir…”.
5. Şaxta Baba-nı sənin layihələrinin vaxtı narahat eləmir.
6. Sənin valideynlərin Şaxta Baba-ya olmazın arzular yazmışdılar, lakin axırda hamsını özləri elədilər.
7. Heç kəs Şaxta Baba-nın öz işlərinə görə kimin qarşısında izahat verdiyini bilmir.
8. Şaxta Baba HƏDDİNDƏN ARTIQ gülür.
9. Şaxta Baba sizin $HOME-a soxulmaqdan utanmır.
10. Yalnız dəli Şaxta Baba-nın iştirakında ondan pis danışır.
11. Şaxta Baba onun istifdəçiləri olmayan vaxtı işləməyə məcburdur.
12. O hətta rəsmi bayram günləri də işləməyə məcburdur.
13. O israr edir ki, o nadir tapıntıdır, lakin siz belələri ilə tez-tez qarşılaşırsız…
14. İstifdəçilərin hədsiz sayda sualları var, lakin axırda onların bir istəkləri olur, bu yeni oyuncaqlardır.
15. Hardansa, necəsə, naməlum qaydada…O, özünə oxşar arvad tapır.
16. Ona heç kim inanmayan yerdə, mütləq onun edə bildiyini edən biri var, lakin onun adı başqadır.
17. İnsanlara onun etdiyi işin nəticəsini görmək azlıq edir. Onlar, onun bunu necə etməsi barəda suallarla onu təngə gətirirlər. Onları bunun möcüzə olması cavabı qane etmir.
18. Hətta inanmayanlar dua edirlər ki, o gəlsin.
19. O yeganə adamdır ki, öz zarafatlarına gülür.
20. O heç vaxt başqa iş tapmayacaq; onun iş anketi çox spesifikdir.
21. Öz işini görmək üçün o hətta gözəl kostyum geysə belə, ensiz və çirkli yerlərə dırmaşmalıdır…
22. və sonda…onun işi əsasən qeyri maddidir, lakin onun iştirakı ilə dünya daha da yaxşılaşır.

2 Responses to “Şaxta Baba və Sisadmin”

  1. Just cause it’s simple doesn’t mean it’s not super helpful.

  2. Izabella says:

    he supported the peannld mosque, citing freedom of religion as a core American value. While the decision was praised by some, it was slammed by others.e2809d1.Obama, the great un-American that he ise28094has the malevolence to claim he supports that mosque designed to be a monument to the Muslim destruction of the Twin Towers because of freedom of religion is a e2809ccore American value!e2809d Oh Yeah? How come it is beginning to be dangerous in America for Christians to enjoy freedom of religion? How come Obama ignores Christians and Jews? How is it that Obama totally disregards the rights and feelings of the families of 911 victimse28094murdered by Muslims? What about another e2809cCORE AMERICAN VALUEe2809d the plain old rights of AMERICAN CITIZENS? Have you ever noticed that when it comes to Muslims Obama see no wrong.Let us not forget his famous words; e2809cIf the winds of change should come. I will side with the Muslims.e2809dCheck out this headline:WASHINGTON The Obama administration says it’s wrong to try to change the constitutional amendment that grants automatic citizenship to babies born in the United States.Isne28099t the administratione28099s concern over concern of our constitution a joke in light of the most heinous constitutional violation in Americae28099s historye28094an imposter who has usurped the presidency! It is now rule by one from column A or two from column B. More taqiya.Now a daye28099s Christian prayer has been forbidden in public schools. Even a moment of silence for personal prayer is denied. There are those who want the word God taken out of the Pledge of Allegiance. Others want e2809cin God we truste2809d taken off our money. Obama ignored National Prayer Day and forbid a long tradition of an airplane flight on prayer day. Every Christmas season there is a war between non Christians and Christians over displaying the Nativity. There is an on going feud about posting the Ten Commandments on public property. Every yeare28094as Muslims increase in population, build more mosques, and are granted more privileges to prayer at school, hold up traffic in New York City for e2809ccall to prayere2809d, getting cities to make call to prayer public, and forcing Sharia law into our system of governmente28094Christians are becoming more aware their very lives are in danger. If you think that is an exaggeratione28094take a look at Kenya and Obamae28099s cousin Raila Odinga who supported the Muslims in massacring and burning alive Christians.The Department of Injusticee28094headed by the Muslim supporter Eric Holder as advised by Oe28099Muslim though never officially admitted to not prosecute black criminals whose victims are white. (The Black Panther voter intimidation case was thrown out by Holder. Remember e28093The Black Panthers are Muslim.) Eric Holder did sue Arizona for trying to protect itself from the non declared war and assault of thousands illegale28099s sneaking into Arizona and wreaking havoc upon its citizens. (Remember many of the illegals sneaking into America from Mexico are Muslim. Is it possible Obama has a vested interest in them?) Let us not forget the big controversy they have temporarily withdrewe28094trying Sheik Mohamed Khalid just blocks from ground zero. What about Fort Hoode28099s attacker Major Nidal Malik Hassan who has ties to Muslim terrorist. Their denying it was another Muslim terrorist attack and calling it the act of one post traumatic stress disordered America loving man. (taqiua?) While listing attacks how about the crotch bomber over Detroit and the attempted Times Square bomber? Why isne28099t the press and America shouting every day over these Islamic terroristse28099 attacks? THE GOVERNMENT AND MAIN STREAM MEDIA SILENCE IS LOUD!The best e2809ctaqiyae2809d of all practiced by this regime is to refuse to call a spade a spade. They think be refusing to identify the problem the problem will disappear. Now the war of terror is called a man made disaster. The e2809cground zero mosque isne28099t a monument to their victory of 911e28094it is a peaceful, multi cultural center to integrate all religions. Political correctness is another word for taqiya. Ite28099s all backwardse28094just like the practice of Muslim e2809ctaQiyae2809d. Make good look bad. Make bad look good. Bribe, intimidate, deceive, pretend, lie, and confuse all infidels for the Muslim purpose of achieving its goalse28094kill or convert infidels and Islamize the world. Isne28099t it obvious Ozero has the same goals? Doesne28099t it all appear to be taquiya? Isne28099t this what Oe28099Muslim and his regime do best? Lie, obfuscate, convolute, and make the innocent look guilty.Muslims are attempting to hide their malevolence under the veil of e2809creligion of peace,e2809d they are moderate and simply want the rights to live in America (or whatever western country they are in). Yet, they refuse to assimilate and learn to blend into our sacred values, traditions, and laws. NOe28094they prefer to demand that America change its laws and learn to conform to their culture. (Wouldne28099t that return centuries of female progress back to before the dark ages?) This is where Islam ceases to be a religion and becomes politics. This is where all of a sudden in the name of e2809cpolitical correctnesse2809d the rest of the pork eating world must live in fear of e2809coffending the Muslimse2809d A French citizen in France is not even allowed to say the word e2809cpige2809d in front of a Muslim for fear of offending them and causing some form of retaliation.Lete28099s get this straight. Muslims are not the religion of peace. If that were so, the UK, Germany, France, Australia, Netherlands, and Canada would not be suffering under Muslim intimidation, violence, increase in crime and the political pressue to force Sharia law upon their governments! These deceitful people are counting upon Christian/Judeo virtue. Goodwill, and tolerance to invite them in the door so they loot and murder us. They know only too well that Americans are only too eager to forgive, ignore and help their enemy. They know only too well how nac3afve people of virtue and good will are. Lete28099s get this straight while we are at it. ISLAM IS NOT JUST A RELIGION. ISLAM IS FIRST AND FOREMOST A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT THAT CONTROLS EVERY FACET OF LIFE FROM DRESS, MARITAL RELATIONSHIPS, FEMALE GENITILIA MUTILATION, FEMALE DRESS, FORCED CHILD MARRIAGES, WIFE BEATING PERMITTED,DENIAL OF FEMALE OPPORTUNITY, HOW TO PRAYER, HOW TO PRACTICE TAQIYA WITH INFIDELS, BUSSINESS, BORROWING AND LENDING, TO LIMIT FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND HONOR KILLING. IT DOESNe28099T STOP HERE. THEY FORCED THE UK TO REMOVE THE HISTORY OF THE HOLOCAUST IN THEIR SCHOOL BOOKS. THEY WANT TO REWRITE HISTORY AND DENY, HIDE, OR OBFUSCATE THEIR LONG WAR CRIMINAL HISTORY. THEY STILL WANT TO ANNIHALATE THE JEWS. NEXT THEY WANT TO MURDER ALL INFIDELS. THAT IS WRITTEN IN THE DOGMA OF THEIR BELIEF SYSTMEM. THESE GOALS ARE WRITTEN IN THE QUORAN!THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MODERATE MUSLIM. THEIR ONLY REASON FOR BEING IN WESTERN COUNTRIES IS TO ISLAMIZE THEM. Isne28099t it obvious that is what Oe28099Muslim is trying to do to America? I know as write the truth I am at risk of being accused of racism, Islamaphobia, intolerance, anti-American, and a threat to the government. All I can say is sticks and stones may break my bones. . .e2809dIsne28099t is obvious Oe28099Muslim is trying to do just that to Lakin.

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